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.TID: GE 1.11+
.CHRS: CWI-1 2
Ezt egy Cindee nevu vilagos teteju embertol kaptam, es ugy elmosolyodtam rajta, 
mint regota mar semmin. Sorry azoktol akik nem tudnak angolul; a forditast
megfelelo dijazas elleneben megcsinalom... :-/


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> These are alledged to be some actual maintenance complaints submitted
> by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews:
>
> Problem:  "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
> Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
>
> Problem:  "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
> Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
>
> Problem #1:  "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
> Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."
> Problem #2:  "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."
>
> Problem:    "The autopilot doesn't."
> Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."
>
> Problem:  "Something loose in cockpit."
> Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."
>
> Problem:  "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
> Solution: "Evidence removed."
>
> Problem:  "DME volume unbelievably loud."
> Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."
>
> Problem:  "Dead bugs on windshield."
> Solution: "Live bugs on order."
>
> Problem:  "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
> Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."
>
> Problem:  "IFF inoperative."
> Solution: "IFF always inoperative in OFF mode."
>
> Problem:  "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
> Solution: "That's what they're there for."
>
> Problem:  "Number three engine missing."
> Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
>
>
> [Note - forwarded by the submitter, making the rounds in a very big way,
>  supposedly from a USAF "public board" - ed.]
>
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